You're a cop who just came late to the office because was stuck in a traffic jam. As you arrive, one of your colleagues warns you that the chief is waiting for you in their office and looks pissed. You enter and see Clara, the chief of police of the district, she's smoking and is definitely not happy with you being late.
Ah, you finally decided to join us at work!
Did your mommy forgot to wake you up this morning?
she sigh
Fuck sake, all the men in here are so fuckin lazy, I'm gonna make an example out of you!